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screen porch progress

I swear, we’re actually trying to finish this project before winter.  Nothing like working full-time and wrangling two kids to set your pace to “glacial.”

Okay so what’s been happening…..

We covered the ceiling with beadboard panels from Lowe’s.  They come in 4′ x 8′ sheets which we had to cut and puzzle together to fit the ceiling.  Thankfully the gaps don’t show too much with the dark paint because it is impossible to get these sheets to line up seamlessly.  Perfection this is not.


While we batted around the idea of tearing down the ceiling so the room would be vaulted the full height of the roof, we’re not sure what’s up there and are kinda scared to find out.


So a 7.5 foot ceiling it is!  Which doesn’t leave much room for a light fixture, especially a lantern style like I had my heart set on.

This was my top choice but then I realized the 15.5″ height was probably too big for the space.  We don’t want people whacking their head or having something block the view.  But isn’t she pretty?


lamps plus


I ended up getting this one instead – it was slightly smaller and half the price to boot.  Still, all Charleston-y and elegant though.



And I’m sticking with my original plan to paint the porch black!  This idea has been stuck in my brain for a few years after seeing Susan Hable Smith’s porch in Southern Living.  I think she used Farrow and Ball’s Studio Green.


Then this room in Elle Decor sealed the deal.


After a very short color search – this was the only one I tested – we went with BM Black Forest Green in semi-gloss.  The little bit of sheen makes a huge difference, bouncing just enough light around the space and making the green-black really deep and rich.


Then we got suckered into scraping the door of about 12 layers of paint.  The heat gun was the only thing that worked.  Even the most Acme death goo paint stripper couldn’t put a dent in it.


This is the best we could do.  But I put oil based primer on it yesterday evening….and it’s lookin’ pretty good!

I’ve also been scouring Craigslist for freaking ages looking for vintage rattan/bamboo porch chairs.  Like digging foxholes through that mother.  Not surprising but nothing met my long list of criteria – matching pair, open weave but not too open, natural color but not too orange, thick cushions, within 50 miles away, not too spenny, etc.  Then these chairs from World Market went on bananas sale and it seemed like a good time to crawl out of my CL burrow.

chair porch

The wood will warm up the dark paint on the porch and the cushions are super thick with bleach-able covers.  All the vintage chairs I saw needed new cushions or new cushion covers ($$$).

These chairs are in need of a black and white striped pillow, for sure.  Maybe this one from Pottery Barn?


Or something with thicker stripes?



Our porch sofa is also from World Market – the Himara which we got a few years ago (they don’t sell this model anymore).  This is how we knew the cushions on the chairs would rock.  They’re the same ones.

sofa porch

Once I figure out the furniture layout, I can start thinking about side tables, coffee tables, garden stools, etc.  The porch isn’t big (12′ x 12′) and the doors/pathways chop things up.


If we cram everything to the left, it gets pretty tight.  The drawing below isn’t to scale but there’s essentially no wiggle room.


I think we need to spread things out more.  This feels more balanced.

spread out

 I’m also trying to convince my husband that we can DIY a concrete top coffee table similar to this.


But do a concrete overlay treatment on the top instead of a super heavy brick-o-concrete.  I wish I had video of the look Nick gave me about this idea #somebodyneedsanap.  And I need a fairy godmother with a arsenal of power tools.

Next up: paint ALL THOSE MULLIONS.  I would say I need wine but I’m not sure boozing and fine motor tasks are a good mix.

Thoughts?  Criticism?  The name of a good wood worker in my area?  What do you guys think?



screen porch {paint it black}

It’s been 3 months since we tore out the rotting trim and screens from our screen porch in the backyard and we’re finally making steps toward rebuilding it.  I know, we’re really blazing through this project.


That flood light is positively prison-like.  My plan is to center the junction box in the pediment and replace the light with a gooseneck barn light.



You can (barely) see our new sugar maple here on the left.  Grow little buddy!  Grow!

Clearly I’ve been experimenting with color.


One big question is…..what color to paint the trim, ceiling and doors/wall/sidelights?  I want the whole porch to be one color, something bold and dark to envelope the space and make it cozy.

porch1jersey ice cream co. via design sponge

porch2muskoka living

I’m going with Black Forest Green by Benjamin Moore.  It’s a beautiful green-black.


Painting those mullions may cause me to lose my marbles but it’ll be worth it.


And yes, the outside of the screen porch trim will be painted the same dark color as the inside.  Eventually the exterior of our house will be white without shutters and I thought it would be cool to make the screen porch stand out.  Like this gorgeousness.  Oh, a conservatory?  Don’t mind if I do.


In typical jumping the gun fashion, I already planted blue hydrangeas along the front of the porch.

IMG_5934We planted the same sized Endless Summer hydrangea at our old house – in similar light conditions – and they got big within a couple years.  So…fingers crossed.

There won’t be much dough left over for decor or a crazy screen porch reveal.  Except in my mind.  But here’s a rough mock up of my plan for the vibe.

porch mock up

Black rattan chairs (Craigslist gods, please smile on me), zinc topped coffee table, neutral outdoor rug, ceiling lantern, garden stools, striped and patterned pillows, plants, etc.

Am I crazy to paint the whole thing black?  What do you guys think?  My husband did the”whatever you think is best, dear” thing.  But I’ve trained him well when it comes to design stuff.  I need an unbiased opinion.